when the back of my neck gets tickled

What the fuck happened to that plane

it got tickled on the back of its neck

(via ewok55)


if you ever want to make a lot of money open up a restaurant and cut all the portions in half and then charge 5x as much and call it something french and have long waits for service

"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

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(Source: dolly-lungs, via waitingonchange)


how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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when i see pictures of my favourite characters on my dash


(Source: darkfliercynthia, via orangelemontree)

So bittersweet when you pack the last bowl of some really good weed


The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

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