im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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Shout out to my best friend Leah for taking me to Florida for my 21st birthday! FOLLOW HER cause she’s awesome (also it was her 21st birthday the day after mine)

Also Betsy is here so you can follow her too cause she’s pretty cool




I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 


*tips tower of pisa*
m’ama mia

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This guy I am texting sends texts that are a lot longer than mine? Thats weird. He must really want the V

Ellicott City bitch